dear starbucks

i'm sorry, but it's over. i've met someone else.

his name is keurig...and it's just that, well, he's low maintainance, comes right to my door with fair trade variety in eco-friendly packaging, and he can give me what i want, whenever i want it - day or night.

also, he's much easier on my wallet...

*sigh* it's not you, it's me.

p.s. thanks dad, we love this thing!