i'm sorry, but it's over. i've met someone else.
his name is keurig...and it's just that, well, he's low maintainance, comes right to my door with fair trade variety in eco-friendly packaging, and he can give me what i want, whenever i want it - day or night.
also, he's much easier on my wallet...
*sigh* it's not you, it's me.
p.s. thanks dad, we love this thing!